1. (Source: lovingmalemodels, via macaruni)

  2. (Source: newamerykahn, via sharitsahai)

  3. jackiebeulahburkhart:

    sherlocksmyth:

    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

    image

    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    (via arcampbell94)

  4. pulsative:

    before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

    (via boyinquestion)

  5. Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
    — The Winter of the Air  (via kayleyhyde)

    (Source: kalynroseanne, via kayleyhyde)

  6. thetindog:

    theladthatlived:

    georgesus:

    "He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

    its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

    MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

    (via hi)

  7. tugged:

    Leo not winning

    (Source: tugged, via aubsticle)

  8. physicianwhy:

    feistyfrank:

    A TRUE FEMALE ICON

    and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

    (Source: largeeyebrows, via lepreas)

  9. thechelby:

    zecretary:

    OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

    but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

    (via lepreas)

  10. unclefather:

    "Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

    (via lepreas)

  11. (Source: thetanyaburr)

  12. deansgoodsoul:

    fangirl challenge (seven actresses): mindy kaling [3/7]

    “I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?’”

    (Source: lovelydean, via fuckyeahmindy)

  13. 221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

    221cbakerstreet:

    everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

    (via thisgingerbringstheflavor)

  14. (Source: kisakiru, via vodkaandbulimia)

  15. jenna-maroney:

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

this should have been the plot of american hustle

    jenna-maroney:

    anfagistan:

    nezua:

    A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

    [boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

    this should have been the plot of american hustle

    (via hangofthursdays)

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